FUNNY POETRY STATUS

 FUNNY STATUS IN URDU POETRY

The Funny Status Poetry 4You

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غربت وڏو آزار آهي ڀائو

غربت وڏو آزار آهي ڀائو
ٻيو ٻارنهن ٻارن جو بار آهي ڀائو
جيڪو ڪمايا سو بجلي جو بل ڀري
کير واري ۽ دڪاندار کان پاسا ڪريان
ڪيو سوچن به گھڻو بيمار آهي ڀائو

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Gurbat wado azaar aahe bhaau
Biyo baarahen baaraṇ jo baar aahe bhaau
Jeko kamaiyo so bijli jo bil bhari
Kheer waari ain dukaandaar khaan paasa karya
Kayo sochan bhi ghano bimaar aahe bhaau

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Poverty is a great pain, brother
Another burden is having twelve children, brother
Whatever I earned, it went to pay the electricity bill
I avoid the milkman and the shopkeeper
Even my thoughts are becoming sick, brother

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جيڪو ٻن زالن جو ور آ

جيڪو ٻن زالن جو ور آ
تنهنجو دوزخ سارو گھر آ
مان ته چوان ٿو سڀنن سان قهر آ
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وڏي جي ڪئي مون مس پوري
ننڍي لاءِ ڪٿا هڻا ڌاڙا چوري
پنيو سارو خيرپور جو شهر آ
مان ته چوان ٿو سڀنن سان قهر آ
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ٽنگيو پيو آ هو سدائين ابتو
آپگھات ڪرڻ لاءِ گھر کان نڪتو
قرض تي وٺي آيو زهر آ
مان ته چوان ٿو سڀنن سان قهر آ
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ميڪپ ڪو نه آ اڌارو ملندو
سرکي ، لالي نه ڪو آ پارو ملندو
پگھاروارن لاءِ ڏکيو پويون پهر آ
مان ته چوان ٿو سڀنن سان قهر آ
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روزاني ساهرن گھر پادر کوڙ لڳن ٿا
مارو کائي مٿو ۽ منهنجا پٺا به ڏکن ٿا
مارن ڇڏرايو هاڻي مونکان ساهرن جو در آ
مان ته چوان ٿو سڀنن سان قهر آ
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ساگر لقماني ٻنهن مان هڪ ڇڏيندس
هڪ نه هڪ جو مان جنازو کڻندس
جن رلايو مونکي سڃو تر آ
ان ته چوان ٿو سڀنن سان قهر آ

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Jeeko ban zalaan jo war aa

Tanhaanjo dozakha saaro ghar aa

Maan ta chawan tho sabhan saan qahar aa

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Waddi ji kayi mon mas poori

Nani laay katha huna dharaa chori

Panyo saaro Khairpur jo shahr aa

Maan ta chawan tho sabhan saan qahar aa

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Tangyo piyo aa ho sadaayoon abto

Aapghaat karn laay ghar khaan nikto

Qarz te wathi ayo zehar aa

Maan ta chawan tho sabhan saan qahar aa

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Makeup ko na aa adhaaro milando

Sirkhi, laali na ko aa paaro milando

Paghaawaran laay dukhyo paviyo pehar aa

Maan ta chawan tho sabhan saan qahar aa

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Rozani saahiran ghar paadar khoor laganda

Maaro khai matho aain munhja putha bhi dukhanda

Maaran chhudaayo haane moonkhaan saahiran jo dar aa

Maan ta chawan tho sabhan saan qahar aa

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Saagar Luqmaani bannhun maan hik chhadiandas

Hik na hik jo maan janazo khanandas

Jin ralaayo moonkhe sunjo tar aa

Maan ta chawan tho sabhan saan qahar aa

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The one with two wives is in hell all the time

His whole house is like a burning furnace

I tell you, it’s all torment for him

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The older wife’s needs I barely fulfill

The younger one keeps stealing behind my back

The entire city of Khairpur knows my plight

I tell you, it’s all torment for me

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He’s always hanging upside down

He left home to commit suicide

Bought poison on loan

I tell you, it’s all torment for him

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Makeup can’t be bought on credit

No lipstick, no rouge comes cheap

For those with salaries, the nights are tough

I tell you, it’s all torment for them

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Every day my in-laws give me a hard time

They nag and my head and back ache

Now I’ve been freed from visiting their home

I tell you, it’s all torment for me

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Saagar Luqmani, I’ll let go of one of them

One or the other, I’ll carry to the grave

Those who have troubled me beyond measure

I tell you, it’s all torment for me

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